Politics

Breaking: USA Buys Colombia and Greenland with Bitcoin in Landmark Deal

Washington, D.C. – In an unprecedented and baffling move, the United States has finalized a “two-for-one” deal to purchase both Colombia and Greenland using Bitcoin. The transaction, totaling 7 trillion BTC, has been hailed by Fox News as “the greatest real estate acquisition since Louisiana

Elon Musk Donates $100 Million to UK Reform Party, Demands They Rebrand as MUGa and ‘Make the United Kingdom Great Again’

  Tech mogul and Twitter rebranding enthusiast Elon Musk has made headlines again, this time by donating $100 million to the UK Reform Party on...

Misogyny Rules in US Election as Social Media Erupts Over Kamala Harris

As the US election heats up, so too does the torrent of misogyny on social media, with Vice President Kamala Harris facing an onslaught of vile, sexist posts aimed at her bid for the presidency. While the election is supposed to focus on policy and vision for the future, it seems parts of the internet—and even some global politicians—have other ideas.

EU Politicians Refuse Post-Brexit Talks with UK Over ‘Woke’ Policies

Brussels, Belgium - July 1, 2024 This one definitely belongs to the unbelievable but true category. Senior European Union politicians in Brussels have declined to...

BREAKING: Republicans Unveil Secret Plan to Make U.S. Presidency Hereditary, Insist It Won’t Affect Constitution

In a shocking revelation that has left political analysts and historians scratching their heads, a secret cabal within the U.S. Republican Party has reportedly hatched a plan to transform the presidency into a hereditary position. According to sources who prefer to remain anonymous (because who wouldn't?), this bold move is seen as a necessary step to “restore order” and “end the chaos of democratic elections.”

Right-Wing Parties Worldwide Unite to Abolish Taxation

In a bold and unprecedented move, right-wing political parties from across the globe have announced a united effort to abolish all forms of taxation. This historic coalition, calling itself the "Global Tax Freedom Front" (GTFF), aims to create a utopia where citizens can enjoy their hard-earned money without government interference.

BREAKING: Right-Wing Bishop Calls for Excommunication of Jerry Garcia and The Grateful Dead Over “Blues for Allah

In an unprecedented and somewhat bizarre turn of events, a right-wing bishop within the Catholic Church has launched a fervent campaign to excommunicate Jerry...

Chase them crazy baldheads out of our town

In an interview with The Guardian newspaper, the Prime Minister of Belize, Johnny Briceño, affirmed that it was "highly probable" that his country would be the next country to become a republic.

Swinger Party Aims to Unite Political Extremes with Sexual Liberation: “Berlusconi Had It Right

In a bold and unconventional bid to bridge the ever-widening gap between far-right extremism and left-wing wokeness, a new political movement has emerged, advocating the swinger lifestyle as a remedy for the nation’s polarizing politics. The Swinger Party, as it has been aptly named, is making headlines with its promise of unity through sexual liberation, drawing inspiration from the flamboyant and controversial former Italian Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi.

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